My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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