he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Naked. naked and bneed help.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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