Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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