My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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