It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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