i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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