Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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