Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
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