you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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