to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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