That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
