I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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