I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i think my cat just said my name.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Can you repeat that, but with context?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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