Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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