Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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