I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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