Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
