Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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