I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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