It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
farters have to be the big spoon...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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