i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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