How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Randomize
