dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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