yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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