We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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