Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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