If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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