well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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