I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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