so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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