I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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