I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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