OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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