On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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