People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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