I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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