I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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