I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
