No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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