Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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