let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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