But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
Randomize
