Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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