I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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