Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
My life is pants optional.
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