theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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