do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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