Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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