me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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