My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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