Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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