Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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