Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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