So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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