We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
